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Tuesday, January 31, 2023
Wondering Whether Winners Never Quit
Saturday, January 21, 2023
How Yellow Perch Can School Us About Social Media
John Glenn first stepped onto the moon nine months before the Old Duck was graduated from college. This factoid is included here to provide my approximate age, hence to indicate when my values were formed, and to give the lie to malicious gossip that I am Abe Lincoln’s older classmate.
Back in college I learned in statistics class about the normal or bell curve. It looked like this:
This curve is very useful in describing the way many things occur in nature. Lots of stuff, that is, comes in a variety of sizes. The normal curve shows that most of the items usually are about an average, or "middling," size while fewer and fewer items are bigger or smaller the farther they are from average. For a simple example, think of catching a nice bucket full of perch in the honey hole on your favorite lake. Two or three are probably going to be runts, and another three or four are going to be relative “hogs,” but the great majority of the perch are going to be about the same size.
Most are average, or “normal.” I hope the perch take no offense at the term.
When I listen to many radio or TV commentators these days, or browse the Internet, I get the impression that the normal curve has it all wrong. There seem to be two enemy camps, each thumping its righteous chest while decrying the ignorant vicious hordes of the opposition. Someone only casually observing such reporting might get the impression that the great majority of our fellow citizens occupies the far right and far left tails of the curve, with a scant few milquetoasts wavering in the middle. Such a curve might look like this, with more items in the tails than in the center:
I spend most of my time living a geezer’s retired exurban life. I walk the dog, buy some groceries, play some golf with my buddies, enjoy suppers with family and friends, all the while gladly taking people as I meet them. I find almost every single one of the flesh-and-blood people I meet “normal” in the curve’s sense. Those using social media to make outrageous claims on both the right and the left are having, if you’ll pardon the expression, the tails wag the dog.
So there you have it. Who are you going to believe? An honest mess of beautiful, tasty perch, or some nasty nameless gnome who’d rather tap a screen all day than have fun fishing?
Thursday, January 19, 2023
On The Joys Of Walking Your Dog
How many times have you heard words like “…but first I’ve got to walk my dog” from friends you’d like to meet later in the day? Well, yes, your dog does love to go for a walk, specially if he gets to sniff all the guest books along the way before signing them himself.
But I think this has the walking-my-dog relationship bass ackwards. I own my dog precisely because I greatly enjoy walking with him. We are partners in enjoying the opportunities and challenges that every day outdoors presents. As classical Roman poet Ovid wrote, “We two form a multitude.” In a contemporary wording of this sentiment, “our whole is greater than the sum of its parts.”
Just a phrasing quibble? Or maybe a demarcation between dog owners and dog lovers?
Monday, August 22, 2022
Non-Randomized Scoots Just South of the Northern Adirondack Blue Line
Monday, August 08, 2022
Juvenile delinquent finally quits his low-down ways
As a young pup, our Jake was a bouncy, bitey handful. Actually, he was several handsful, and all at the same time.
But we hung with him through thick and thin and thinner. And then, beginning last year, he suddenly realized
that his ol’ Dad knew lots of groovy places where he got to do fun things. All he had to do was be cooperative to earn attaboys and ear scritches and encore performances.
By May of this year, he was progressing so well that I thought he might actually, mirabile dictu, be able to earn a ribbon with a “Pass” in a doggie contest called a Hunt Test. In such a test, he has to find two live birds in the woods and fields, and retrieve them to me after they’ve been shot. He also has to fetch a dead duck from a pond and, again, deliver it to me. A "soft" mouth is expected from the dog; tooth marks or worse on the delivery are serious no-nos.
On a recent Sunday, Jake and I traveled to his first-ever Hunt Test, run in NY’s Southern Tier. Boy, has he ever come a long, long way.
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Friday, May 06, 2022
Wings Are Just Chicken Feed In Buffalo’s Rich History
Lots of things have their roots in Buffalo, NY. When used here, “Buffalo” refers to the whole “Niagara Frontier.” A starter list of things Buffalo follows below, with links.
° If you wanted piano keys at the beginning of the 20th century, your purchasing decision went through Buffalo.
° The “blue” in blue jeans once came from Buffalo’s National Aniline plant.
° “Manhattan” came to Buffalo at the Lake Ontario Ordinance Works.
° The Curtiss P-40 Warhawk, the third-most produced American fighter of WWII, was manufactured in Buffalo.
° Wurlitzer organs, pianos, and juke boxes were produced in North Tonawanda, a Buffalo suburb.
° Highest-quality Kittinger furniture that sits in the White House and other exclusive venues was made in Buffalo.
° Buffalo’s Wilson Greatbatch invented the Pacemaker.
° The first manufacturer of Mason Jars was Ball Brothers Glass Manufacturing Company founded in Buffalo in 1880.
° Willis Carrier is credited with inventing the air conditioner while working at the Buffalo Forge Company.
° Steam powered grain elevators made Buffalo the third largest port by tonnage in the world by 1899.
° Buffalo Mayor Grover Cleveland became the 22nd President of the United States.
° After Zachary Taylor died, his Vice President Millard Filmore became the 13th President of the United States. Before and after his Presidency, he significantly pursued social, educational, and philanthropic causes in Buffalo.
° Shaped like a bullet, the X-1 was built by Buffalo's Bell Aircraft Corporation.
° James Ambrose Johnson Jr., aka Rick James, was born and raised in Buffalo.
Friday, April 22, 2022
Ice Breaker 5 MI in Great Falls, MT on 4/22/1990
(I started writing about Nancy Mieszczak’s 32-year-old races back in 2010. I thought they’d been too much fun to be enjoyed just once; and, maybe just a little bit, I wanted to show The Kids how the Old Folks used to roll back in the days of yore. Anyways, I initially crammed a bunch of her races into one continuing post. Lately I’ve been writing them up one by one. If you’re interested, you can start from the beginning here.)
Distance: 5 MI
Time: 30:48
Place: 2
Prize: $150
∑ Career Earnings: $23,779
The Skinny: A Lady I Won’t Name won the Masters’ Division. But Nancy was very cooperative with the racers and race director, glad handing entrants while giving a pre-race training clinic, and being accessible and positive post race. So the director, whose name I sadly forget, funneled a few extra dollars into the first runner up’s pockets. Hey, what goes around comes around!
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| Lunching with Frank Shorter |
Coming next time: Shamrock 8 KM on 3/16
Friday, April 08, 2022
Sallie Mae 10 KM in Washington, DC on 4/8/1990
(I started writing about Nancy Mieszczak’s 32-year-old races back in 2010. I thought they’d been too much fun to be enjoyed just once; and, maybe just a little bit, I wanted to show The Kids how the Old Folks used to roll back in the days of yore. Anyways, I initially crammed a bunch of her races into one continuing post. Lately I’ve been writing them up one by one. If you’re interested, you can start from the beginning here.)
Distance: 10 KM
Time: -36:54
Place: 3
Prize: $200
∑ Career Earnings: $23,629
The Skinny: Barbara Filutze won the Masters’ Division and was ninth overall.
Coming next time: Ice Breaker 5 MI on 4/22
Thursday, March 17, 2022
Shamrock 8 KM in Virginia Beach, VA on 3/17/1990
(I started writing about Nancy Mieszczak’s 32-year-old races back in 2010. I thought they’d been too much fun to be enjoyed just once; and, maybe just a little bit, I wanted to show The Kids how the Old Folks used to roll back in the days of yore. Anyways, I initially crammed a bunch of her races into one continuing post. Lately I’ve been writing them up one by one. If you’re interested, you can start from the beginning here.)
Distance: 8 KM
Time: -30:09
Place: 3
Prize: $200
∑ Career Earnings: $23,429
The Skinny: Gabby Anderson won.
Coming next time: Sallie Mae 10 KM on 4/8
Friday, December 31, 2021
ICI-USRA end of year results on December 31, 1989
(I started writing about Nancy Mieszczak’s 32-year-old races back in 2010. I thought they’d been too much fun to be enjoyed just once; and, maybe just a little bit, I wanted to show The Kids how the Old Folks used to roll back in the days of yore. Anyways, I initially crammed a bunch of her races into one continuing post. Lately I’ve been writing them up one by one. If you’re interested, you can start from the beginning here.)
Distance: -
Time: -
Place: 3 or 7, depending on who’s doing the ranking
Prize: $750
∑ Career Earnings: $23,229
The Skinny: Nancy had a great year “on the circuit,” finishing 3rd and 7th among Master’s women in two different ranking systems. That’s how she was able to earn $750 after the Naples, FL race without leaving her sofa back in Buffalo, NY.
Coming next time: Shamrock 8 KM
Thursday, December 09, 2021
Rocket City Marathon in Huntsville, AL on December 9, 1989
(I started writing about Nancy Mieszczak’s 32-year-old races back in 2010. I thought they’d been too much fun to be enjoyed just once; and, maybe just a little bit, I wanted to show The Kids how the Old Folks used to roll back in the days of yore. Anyways, I initially crammed a bunch of her races into one continuing post. Lately I’ve been writing them up one by one. If you’re interested, you can start from the beginning here..)
Distance: 26.21 miles
Time: 2:55:53
Place: 1
Prize: $1,250
∑ Career Earnings: $22,479
The Skinny: Race Director Harold Tinsley treated his invited runners like royalty. Huntsville was always a great road trip.
Here’s the newspaper’s writeup of the results.
Coming next time: Shamrock 8 KM
Thursday, November 18, 2021
Vulcan 10 KM Run in Birmingham, AL on November 18, 1989
(I started writing about Nancy Mieszczak’s 32-year-old races back in 2010. I thought they’d been too much fun to be enjoyed just once; and, maybe just a little bit, I wanted to show The Kids how the Old Folks used to roll back in the days of yore. Anyways, I initially crammed a bunch of her races into one continuing post. Lately I’ve been writing them up one by one. If you’re interested, you can start from the beginning here.)
Distance: 10 km
Time: 0:36:10
Place: 1
Prize: $750
∑ Career Earnings: $21,229
The Skinny: In our warmup run the day before the race, we were surprised to learn that Birmingham is so hilly. With the help of friendly hotel staff, we also found a wonderful Italian Restaurant which served herbed olive oil and bread as an appetizer. It’s hard to believe now, but we’d never had that before. Birmingham was a terrific host: thanks!
Coming next time: Rocket City Marathon
Thursday, November 11, 2021
The Earth’s Rotation Ends Sleepless Night With Light Of Day
On a recent night, I awoke with a start, consumed by a burning question: “Does the Earth rotate clockwise or counterclockwise?” No kidding. WTH? Further tossing and turning revealed that I didn’t know dookie about my home base. How old is the Earth? What does it weigh?
So I embraced the task of researching several of these questions. Possibly to save you from a similar sleepless night — OK, maybe I awoke simply for my 2 a.m. pee. Much better than not awakening…. — here’s some particulars about Mother Earth.
How old is the Earth?
The earth is 4.5 billion years old.
What does the Earth weigh?
1.3 X 10 ^ 25 pounds. That is, 13,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pounds. It’s no wonder, then, that Atlas shrugged.
What is the circumference of the Earth?
The circumference of Earth at the equator is 24,903 miles.
Does the Earth rotate clockwise or counterclockwise?
When viewed above the North Pole, the Earth rotates counterclockwise, from west to east. This is also called a prograde rotation. Because of this direction of rotation, we see the sun rising every day in the east and setting in the west.
Is the Earth’s axis of rotation tilted?
The axis of rotation of the Earth is tilted at an angle of 23.5 degrees away from vertical, perpendicular to the plane of our planet's orbit around the sun. The tilt of the Earth's axis is important in that it governs the warming strength of the sun's energy, and thus produces the four seasons.
Does the Earth revolve clockwise or counterclockwise around the sun?
Its rotation around the sun is prograde, or west to east, which appears counterclockwise when viewed from above the North Pole, and it is common to all the planets in our solar system except Venus and Uranus
Hey, how about a picture of all this?
Sure. This school kid-level explanation seems sufficiently complete for me. Anything more would leave me in the dust. See if you can detect a booboo the young lady makes.
Hey, who cares about this anyway?
Well, more than a few years ago, the Catholic Church cared very much. And it threatened to put the screws to Galileo — really! That’s where the term comes from! — for suggesting that the Earth revolved around the Sun. Suddenly, Galileo cared very much, too. Looky here:
“On June 22nd, 1633, Galileo was shown the instruments of torture by the Inquisition and threatened with their use unless he recanted his expressed view that the Earth revolved around the Sun, instead of the other way round.
Galileo had seen the moons of Jupiter and the phases of Venus through his telescope. When he published “The Starry Messenger” in 1610, he endorsed the heliocentric theory of Nicolaus Copernicus. He proposed a theory of tides in 1616, attributing the motion of the Earth as a cause of them. In 1632 he published his “Dialogue Concerning the Two Chief World Systems,” again implying heliocentrism, which the Inquisition had formally declared to be heretical in 1616, banning books that supported it.
At his trial he was found "vehemently suspect of heresy", banned from holding or teaching heliocentric views, and was sentenced to life in prison. He was a frail 69-year-old, and the sentence was commuted on the following day to house arrest. He spent the remaining years of his life under house arrest at his villa near Florence, until he died aged 77.”
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As I was tidying this up for submission, I found myself listening to a podcast featuring astrophysicist Sandra Faber (No kidding. Who knew?) The discussion is really big-boy stuff, and highly recommended if you enjoyed my initial research on the Earth. You can find it
Thursday, October 14, 2021
Capital Trail 10 MI in Raleigh, NC on October 14, 1989
(I started writing about Nancy Mieszczak’s 32-year-old races back in 2010. I thought they’d been too much fun to be enjoyed just once; and, maybe just a little bit, I wanted to show The Kids how the Old Folks used to roll back in the days of yore. Anyways, I initially crammed a bunch of her races into one continuing post. Lately I’ve been writing them up one by one. If you’re interested, you can start from the beginning here.)
Distance: 10 miles
Time: 1:00:09
Place: 1
Prize: $500
∑ Career Earnings: $20,479
The Skinny: Nancy was the first Master and 8th overall.
Coming next time: Vulcan Run 10 KM
Saturday, September 04, 2021
New Haven 20 KM in New Haven, CT on September 4, 1989
(I started writing about Nancy Mieszczak’s 32-year-old races back in 2010. I thought they’d been too much fun to be enjoyed just once; and, maybe just a little bit, I wanted to show The Kids how the Old Folks used to roll back in the days of yore. Anyways, I initially crammed a bunch of her races into one continuing post. Lately I’ve been writing them up one by one. If you’re interested, you can start from the beginning here.)
Distance: 12.418 miles
Time: 1:15:29
Place: 1
Prize: $500
∑ Career Earnings: $19,979
The Skinny: The $500 prize offered by this small regional race was quite impressive.
Coming next time: Capital Trail 10 Mile
Thursday, July 29, 2021
Bix 7 MI in Davenport, IA on July 29, 1989
(I started writing about Nancy Mieszczak’s 32-year-old races back in 2010. I thought they’d been too much fun to be enjoyed just once; and, maybe just a little bit, I wanted to show The Kids how the Old Folks used to roll back in the days of yore. Anyways, I initially crammed a bunch of her races into one continuing post. Lately I’ve been writing them up one by one. If you’re interested, you can start from the beginning here.)
Distance: 7.000 miles
Time: 41:54
Place: 3
Prize: $250
∑ Career Earnings: $19,479
The Skinny: Laurie Binder won the Masters’ division.
Coming next time: New Haven 20 KM
Thursday, July 15, 2021
Casey’s 4 MI in Buffalo, NY on July 15, 1989
(I started writing about Nancy Mieszczak’s 32-year-old races back in 2010. I thought they’d been too much fun to be enjoyed just once; and, maybe just a little bit, I wanted to show The Kids how the Old Folks used to roll back in the days of yore. Anyways, I initially crammed a bunch of her races into one continuing post. Lately I’ve been writing them up one by one. If you’re interested, you can start from the beginning here.)
Distance: 4.00 miles
Time: 23:05
Place: 2
Prize: $400
∑ Career Earnings: $19,229
The Skinny: Nancy Oshier won.
Jim Nowicki got Subaru to bankroll this race annually, and it began to draw premier athletes over the years. But July 15 in the afternoon usually meant a too-hot day for Nancy to thrive.
Coming up next time: The Bix 7
Friday, July 09, 2021
Utica Boilermaker 15 KM in Utica, NY on July 9, 1989
(I started writing about Nancy Mieszczak’s 32-year-old races back in 2010. I thought they’d been too much fun to be enjoyed just once; and, maybe just a little bit, I wanted to show The Kids how the Old Folks used to roll back in the days of yore. Anyways, I initially crammed a bunch of her races into one continuing post. Lately I’ve been writing them up one by one. If you’re interested, you can start from the beginning here.)
Distance: 9.321 miles
Time: 56:05
Place: 2
Prize: $500
∑ Career Earnings: $18,829
The Skinny: Ngaire Drake won in 55:05.
This was Nancy’s 5th and last Boilermaker. We remember all the Boilermakers fondly for their challenging course, their great post-race parties, and for Earl Reed’s thoughtful consideration.
Wednesday, June 30, 2021
Checkers 8 KM in Buffalo, NY on June 30, 1989
(I started writing about Nancy Mieszczak’s 32-year-old races back in 2010. I thought they’d been too much fun to be enjoyed just once; and, maybe just a little bit, I wanted to show The Kids how the Old Folks used to roll back in the days of yore. Anyways, I initially crammed a bunch of her races into one continuing post. Lately I’ve been writing them up one by one. If you’re interested, you can start from the beginning HERE.)
Distance: 4.971 miles
Time: 28:40
Place: 2
Prize: $200
∑ Career Earnings: $18,329
The Skinny: Nancy pocketed $200 for finishing second to a woman named Benzoni. Somehow I forgot to record her first name back then.
There’s a good reason I might have been a bit distracted. The old Duck hisownself actually WON the Master’s Division of this race (26:13) in our hometown, winning his first-ever, and last, cash prize of $250.
Not a bad day at all!
Monday, June 21, 2021
Mediterranean Baked Pheasant Cutlets
I discovered a veal recipe online that I thought might work with pheasant breasts. It did in fact work wonderfully well. It would probably work just as well with boneless chicken breasts. The veal will only happen after we win Powerball.
The olives are an important and tasty part of the flavor signature. The tomatoes and mozzarella make it look great. The recipe is very suitable for company, delivering both great taste and eye appeal. And it’s lean!
Pounding the breasts to uniform size is a good idea. I did that after the brining. I dissolved ¼ cup kosher salt in a quart of water. I laid the breasts in a Pyrex bowl, covered with brine, covered the bowl, and chilled 12 hours overnight in the fridge. Otherwise, there’s nothing to it.
You can find all the details here.
Friday, May 21, 2021
Lilac Festival 10 KM in Rochester, NY on May 21, 1989
Thursday, April 22, 2021
On The Joys Of Hunting Solo With Your Dog
I don’t have many photos of my dog and me hunting alone. Actually, I don’t have any. Right? Think about it.
Photos or not, I simply wanted to toss out here that whenever my dog and I hunt without a human companion — and that’s most of the time — I never ever feel alone, let alone “lonely.” I imagine that more than one “dog man” feels exactly the same way.
Here’s a few post solo hunt snaps of my buddy Gordie with the day’s bag. You’ll have to take my word on the solo part.
I went two-for-two that day, a feat I tried to celebrate in the photo. Over time, I have discovered that doggie-hunts-man-shoots is a better division of labor than the converse.
Friday, April 09, 2021
Milk Run 10 KM in Boston, MA on April 9, 1989
Thursday, March 18, 2021
Shamrock 8 KM in Virginia Beach VA on March 18, 1989
Distance: 4.971 miles
Time: 28:55
Place: 8/ 1
Prize: $400
∑ Career Prizes: $17,079
The Skinny: This was Nancy’s first race as a Master. So while she was the 8thwoman to cross the line, she was the first Master.
The organizers down in Virginia Beach always treated Nancy very well. Shamrock was an annual highlight of the new year’s race calendar.
Saturday, January 23, 2021
Let’s hear it for American Workers who keep the Wheels turning around
C&W group Alabama released “40 Hour Week for a Living” in 1985. This amazingly prescient tune could very well be the anthem thanking millions of Americans for their essential services 35 years later. Here’s how it starts:
“There are people in this country
Who work hard every day
Not for fame or for fortune do they strive
But the fruits of their labor
Are worth more than their pay…”
Yes, indeedy.
Enjoy this tribute to the wage-earning American man and woman.



















